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Elder Prophets

Chosen by the Chosen

We are the wisest, most majestic, and most venerable beings in the land. Our beards are long, our wisdom is greater.

Submissions to the Elder Prophets' Oracle:

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Prophecies of Chicken Fate

Or, if you're looking to challenge the Elder Prophets' wisdom:

Counterprophets